- When shopping in the middle of a weekday, store staff will either flock to you like magnets or scatter like a dropped bowl of super bouncy balls.
- Trying on clothing will sometimes suppress the urge to buy anything. This does not work with food.
- There may not be anything more cringe inducing than having to watch yourself speak out loud.
- Despite some people’s thoughts, walking in the rain will not cause you die.
- It is safest to text your girlfriend saying you were at the Casino if you WIN money.
- I feel your pain five year old with three girlfriends…I feel your pain.