Today I Learned – May 23/14

  • When shopping in the middle of a weekday, store staff will either flock to you like magnets or scatter like a dropped bowl of super bouncy balls.

  • Trying on clothing will sometimes suppress the urge to buy anything.  This does not work with food.
  • There may not be anything more cringe inducing than having to watch yourself speak out loud.
  • Despite some people’s thoughts, walking in the rain will not cause you die.
  • It is safest to text your girlfriend saying you were at the Casino if you WIN money.
  • I feel your pain five year old with three girlfriends…I feel your pain.



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