Today I Learned – May 21/14

  • If you want to have ridiculous dreams, leftover Chinese food right before bed will work wonders on your crazy level.
  • If your cats won’t leave you alone while you’re eating, find a bird video on YouTube and eat distraction free.
  • When something comes in the mail a week before it’s “supposed” to, happiness ensues.  Unless it’s a bill.
  • When buying a dish rack it’s always best to buy two.  You never know when the first one will start leaking like the Titanic.
  • If you only have one bathroom, one of you will have to use it at the exact moment the other person is least likely to leave it.
  • I’ll never not laugh at this video.  The Indy reference is probably the best part.

 

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