- If you want to have ridiculous dreams, leftover Chinese food right before bed will work wonders on your crazy level.
- If your cats won’t leave you alone while you’re eating, find a bird video on YouTube and eat distraction free.
- When something comes in the mail a week before it’s “supposed” to, happiness ensues. Unless it’s a bill.
- When buying a dish rack it’s always best to buy two. You never know when the first one will start leaking like the Titanic.
- If you only have one bathroom, one of you will have to use it at the exact moment the other person is least likely to leave it.
- I’ll never not laugh at this video. The Indy reference is probably the best part.