Top 10 Signs Stephen Colbert is Taking Over Your Talk Show

10. Your stage curtains are now giant American flags.

9. Your studio is a 10 minute walk from his current studio.

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8. Your monologues start using the word “Truthiness” 85% more frequently.

7. @suey_park wants your show cancelled.

6. The craft services table contains large quantities of Americone Dream.

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5. Your workout equipment gets re-named by NASA.

4. The “Also Bought” section on your Amazon account now includes “America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren’t.

3. Colbert Nation promises to annex the “Ed Crimean Theater.”

2. You’re asked to become a running mate in his bid to become President of the United States of South Carolina.

And the #1 sign Stephen Colbert is Taking Over your Talk Show…

1. New show name: The Late Report. (Silent t as always.)

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