10. Your stage curtains are now giant American flags.
9. Your studio is a 10 minute walk from his current studio.
8. Your monologues start using the word “Truthiness” 85% more frequently.
7. @suey_park wants your show cancelled.
6. The craft services table contains large quantities of Americone Dream.
5. Your workout equipment gets re-named by NASA.
4. The “Also Bought” section on your Amazon account now includes “America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren’t.”
3. Colbert Nation promises to annex the “Ed Crimean Theater.”
2. You’re asked to become a running mate in his bid to become President of the United States of South Carolina.
And the #1 sign Stephen Colbert is Taking Over your Talk Show…
1. New show name: The Late Report. (Silent t as always.)