Today I Learned – Jan 22/14

  • Waking up with a slightly sore throat with the humidfier rocking all night makes me wonder what my throat would feel like without it.  I’m picturing a sandpaper tube filled with broken glass and gravel.

  • Running inside in 68 degree weather beats outside in 1 degree weather EVERY…..TIME.
  • If you’re not watching Rick and Morty you’re missing out.
  • Using a locker without a lock either requires months of planning or the phrase “ahhhhh screw it.”
  • Repeating a song while working out either motivates you to no end or makes time stand still.
  • Having to race out for something time sensitive alerts all slow moving traffic to relocate to your route immediately.
  • Who wants to go on this water slide?  ME?  Nope nope fuckity NOPE.

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  One thought on “Today I Learned – Jan 22/14

  1. January 22, 2014 at 6:08 pm

    Those things are miracle workers but even they can’t prevent the inevitable.

    • January 22, 2014 at 6:14 pm

      I’ve heard whiskey is good for a sore throat. Maybe I’ll fill it with JD tonight and see how that works. #hangover

      • January 23, 2014 at 10:27 am

        In college, I would chase a double dose of NyQuil with a shot of bourbon. It puts you in a regenerative coma for about 12-14 hours, but you wake up feeling good as new, triumphant over that creeping cold.

  2. January 22, 2014 at 6:12 pm

    Do they strap you into it? It looks like you’re going to catch air and that’s not what I want from a water slide.

    • January 22, 2014 at 6:19 pm

      It says you go down with three friends. Frankly I’d be the one on the bottom if it meant I wouldn’t catch more airtime than a punt.

      • January 22, 2014 at 6:21 pm

        Yeah, if you want danger then OK. Otherwise, I’m too old for it.

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