- Waking up with a slightly sore throat with the humidfier rocking all night makes me wonder what my throat would feel like without it. I’m picturing a sandpaper tube filled with broken glass and gravel.
- Running inside in 68 degree weather beats outside in 1 degree weather EVERY…..TIME.
- If you’re not watching Rick and Morty you’re missing out.
- Using a locker without a lock either requires months of planning or the phrase “ahhhhh screw it.”
- Repeating a song while working out either motivates you to no end or makes time stand still.
- Having to race out for something time sensitive alerts all slow moving traffic to relocate to your route immediately.
- Who wants to go on this water slide? ME? Nope nope fuckity NOPE.