- The PCs want to create 1,000,000 jobs and the Liberals just threw $26+ million at a new hospital. (sniff…sniff…) What’s that I smell? That’s not a warm spell, it’s an election.
- You shouldn’t need to dip a cookie in something to make it palatable, it should be an option.
- It’s “Kiss a Ginger” day today. My GF said she’d kiss my beard. It’s not kiss a salt n’ ginger day.
- The proper amount of time to wait before honking at a person stopped at a green light is “Three Mississippi.” Not One MissisHONK.
- You can become so busy in your day you can forget you haven’t showered. This does not apply to distraction related to physical activity.
- I use an alarm to get up, but if you love the smell of whiplash in the morning, this’d work too: