Today I Learned – Jan 9/14

  • Installing a new shower curtain is equivalent to trying to thread 12 needles with your arms over your head.  Next time: tape.

  • It is possible to skip your morning coffee and not die.  Just because something is possible doesn’t mean it’s recommended.
  • Strange how your neck will tell you it’s sore after you’ve slept on your pillow at night, but not warn you during the sleeping process.  Wait, not strange, annoying.
  • Surprise sushi is delicious sushi.  So long as you’re not expecting cooked sushi.
  • Kids with low self-esteem may actually be hindered by over the top praising.  Perhaps over the top sarcasm instead?
  • Eating two helpings of lasagna is delicious.  It is also comatose nap inducing.
  • I don’t know why, but I want to jump in and play while the frostbite overcomes me:

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