Today I Learned – Jan 6/14

  • It is ironic to have your car slide through the parking lot of the store you’re going to for the purpose of buying salt to rid your driveway of ice.  But it’s not easy to put that into a song lyric, so Alanis left it out.

  • Stop signs in parking lots are either invisible to some drivers OR they have obtained a “I don’t have to drive properly” license from Service Ontario.  In which case I would like the same.
  • When your cat sleeps with/on-top-of/holding-onto a toy it is safe to say they enjoy it.
  • When the same cat meows incessantly for you to play with said toy, it becomes increasingly easier to throw it in the garbage.
  • Eating a giant chocolate letter in lieu of lunch is an option as an adult.  Especially if it’s your first initial and was given as a gift.
  • I didn’t actually throw out that cat toy.
  • There is a limit to how many times you can hear about how cold it is.  I haven’t reached it yet.  Maybe Mother Nature should stop pushing it’s luck.
  • Eating any food while watching a cooking show immediately makes your food 39% less delicious.
  • Fighting the urge to take a nap is like bringing your body to a cake store and not giving it a fork.
  • Now I want a cake nap.
  • When watching a show about house shopping, half of the comments concern the process and the other half involve yelling disparaging comments about the people involved in the process.
  • A picture may be worth 1000 words, but adding words to the picture can make it totally different.  For example:

Get OUTTA here.

  • And now you know what a day in the life of a crab net is like:

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