Today I Learned – October 2/13

  • Sleeping on the couch when you’re sick so your girlfriend can get a good sleep seems like a good and thoughtful idea.  However, slight fever + leather furniture = literal sweat shirt.

  • When you think you’ve done well in the football pool, someone will inevitably do just a little better.  The lesson is, never try.
  • You can’t overcook anything in a microwave if you’ve smothered it in gravy first.
  • One of the best things that can happen when you blow your nose is to have the tissue you’re using collapse into itself like a dying star and give you the false sense of security you’re not just spraying your nose into your hands.  Wait, did I say best?
  • The surviving Boston bombing “suspect” is complaining about harsh prison constrictions.  We all feel horrible for him.  (Sarcasm detector explodes.)
  • Halloween is coming.  I like fast food.  This prank fits both nicely.

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  One thought on “Today I Learned – October 2/13

  1. October 2, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    If you’d like to scare your neighbours at Halloween but can’t rig out a car like that, you could try this original approach to trick-or-treating
    https://paddlingintheshallowwaters.wordpress.com/2013/10/01/halloween-trick-or-trout/

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