Haiku – Office Edition

My pen is ready.

There is plenty of ink left.

Nothing…Nothing…Splotch.

Photocopier.

Scanning one and making two.

Photocopier.

Answering system.

If I KNEW the extension.

I wouldn’t need you.

The water cooler:

A place where we congregate.

Drowning our boredom.

Mail delivery.

Asking for my signature.

It’s not even mine.

Refridgerator.

My food is MINE, it’s a fridge.

Not an open house.

Photocopier.

Scanning one and jamming all.

Photocopier.

The paper shredder.

You know what else shreds paper?

Photocopier.

Office Meeting Time.

Everyone to the boardroom.

B-O-R-E-D.

Staring at the clock.

Waiting for the day to end.

Did it go backwards?

Saying “you look nice.”

Not sexual harrasment.

Saying “nice ass” is.

 The end draws closer.

How do we kill the time left?

Bust out Angry Birds.

Photocopier.

Why the FUCK is it splotchy?

Photocopier.

Photocopier.

Tomorrow I bring my bat.

Photocopier.

Photocopier.

Fuck you photocopier.

Stupid piece of shit.

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