- Sometimes people quit things for obvious reasons. Sometimes they quit them for secretive reasons. Sometimes it’s seems like both.
- Having a dog lick/bite your face is better when there’s a beard in the way. Forgetting to clean said beard afterwards is worse.
- No matter how many times you wipe it off, a spoon used to eat a fruit cup will end up drying sticky before you use it to eat your pudding.
- If you are purchasing pepperettes for someone and won’t be handing them over within 10 minutes of said purchase, just go ahead and buy some for yourself. It’s the only way to be sure.
- There is such a thing as Smores pie. It is as delicious as it sounds. It also rots teeth within 5 feet of proximity.
- Bill Murray and his friends call his director from Scrooged every time he sees the director’s wife having sex with Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse. This follows Bill Murray crashing a kickball game. I strongly believe if I ever met Bill Murray I would react much the same way as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland. There would be no shame felt.
- (20 minutes later) I’ve now spent too much time trying to find a “Best of Bill Murray” clip to add, because there’s just too many of them. Enjoy the selection below.