- No matter how much money you spend, how much time you invest, and how much technology you use, when you can’t do something with more than 2 mph of wind, it probably won’t go off without a hitch.
- Going for a hike is never a bad thing. When you’ve got a view like this, it’s almost illegal NOT to do it.
- Bumping into someone you haven’t seen in forever and not remembering their name? Potential awkward. When the first thing out of their mouth is your name? Full awkward. Following up by asking them theirs? Dividing by zero awkward.
- If making meatballs was easier, they’d be a cereal option at breakfast. Wait, why aren’t they?
- Today the 30th anniversary edition of E.T. comes out on Blu-ray. When else can you enjoy a drunk alien?