- You don’t always need a “real meal”, sometimes a gathering of apps will suffice instead. Just don’t plan on doing anything active over the following 10-24 hours.
- Ownership of both a cat and a rug means that neither will be in the same place you left them when you return.
- Wearing a t-shirt that’s juuuuuust a little too small underneath is like someone slowly tapping on in the back of the neck…scissors can help.
- It is always better to be thankful for your good fortune than to wish someone else ill will. But I’m sure there’s a grey area in there somewhere.