- Apparently it takes longer than two weeks to get rid of crickets.
- The best kinds of cakes are the ones built Ford tough.
- Even as a “grown adult”, when I’m done brushing off a car in perfect snowball weather, I have to make and throw at least one. Into traffic is a TOTALLY different thing altogether.
- The guy most blamed for the Titanic disaster wasn’t even on the ship. Apparently no one ever let go.