- Pre-drinking before you go out is a good way to save money. Drinking at one place and then going to another and paying for drinks at both places is not pre-drinking.
- If you’re on the waiting list for seizure detection, standing close to or on the dance floor is a great way to induce convulsions. Corey Hart was onto something.
- You can determine someone’s alcohol consumption by how high they hold their hands while they’re dancing. Hips=Just Starting, Chest=Into It, Over Head=Call a Cab.
- The mental “moment of achievement” that is still being out at 2am has it’s observational rewards. What is wrong with people?