Today I Learned – January 18/12

      • Headaches, while appearing late and out of nowhere, will feel the need to make up for lost time.

    • Women will never know the combined humour and slight panic of relieving themselves and having to deal with two or three streams at the same time.  The three streamer means go see a doctor.
    • Whenever you make something that comes out of a box, it never looks like it does when you make it yourself.  This includes food and furniture.
    • Finding money in your pocket should be a celebratory experience.  As you get older, you just think about what you forgot to pay.
    • Mash-ups will never cease to exist (I’m talking to YOU SOPA/PIPA), and some work better than others.  Combining Dark Knight Rises and The Lion King?  Works better than others.

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