Today I Learned – January 15/12 (Rational Sane Person Edition)

    • It is possible to pull a muscle just below your neck if you just reach your right arm out to pick up a towel.  You will feel stupid for the rest of the day.

  • If you try to pay for something using more than one method of payment, the person behind the till will look confused for at least 10 seconds while they try to process what’s taking place.
  • No matter what is happening in life or what state you’re in, when a warning light in your dashboard comes on everything in your body hits the “oh shit” button until something happens.
  • Windshield wipers are one of those things that you only have to “deal with” once in a blue moon.  So even though they’re RIDICULOUSLY easy to replace, there is still 15-30 seconds of “how in the hell, shouldn’t this be easy?” before your ultimate success and slight self-loathing.
  • I’m sorry, but I still can’t get over how shitty the Packers played.


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