Today I Learned – January 2/12

  • Creamer for your coffee may sometimes include sugar. So when you run out of creamer, and just put milk in, the sweetness may evade you.

  • No matter how “ready” you are for your glorious return to work after the holidays, the first day will progress with the speed and consistency of semi-frozen molasses. And quite possibly the smell.
  • The first day back will also be the first chance to wear anything you got over the holidays. 50% of the objects currently covering my naked shame were obtained from over-taped boxes in the last 8 days.
  • For some reason, Alice Cooper, Steven Tyler and Weird Al Yankovic were in Maui for New Year’s Eve, and covered Come Together. This is the proof:

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